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by **Neka79** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:21 pm

Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for

six days.

Eventually, Michael the archangel found him on the seventh day

resting.

He enquired of God, ' where have you been? '

God pointed downwards through the clouds. 'Look Michael, look what

I've made,' said God.

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, ' what is it ? '

'It's a planet,' replied God, 'and I've put life on it. I'm going

to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance.'

'balance?' inquired Michael, still confused.

God explained, pointing down to different parts of the earth, 'For

example

Nth America will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while

Sth America is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will

be a hot spot and Russia will be a cold spot.'

'Over there I've placed a continent of white people and here I've

placed a Continent of black people.' God continued pointing to

different countries.

This one will be extremely hot and arid and this one will be very

cold and covered in ice.'

The archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to another

area And Asked,' what's that?'

'Ah', said God. 'That's South Australia, the most glorious place

on earth.There are beautiful people, impressive towns; it is the

home of the world's finest artists, musicians, writers, thinkers,

explorers and sportsmen

The people from South Australia are going to be modest,

intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found travelling

the world.

They'll be extremely sociable, hard working and high achieving,

and they will be known throughout the world as speakers of truth.'

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, 'What

about balance God, you said there will be BALANCE!'

God replied very wisely, 'Wait till you see the wankers I'm

putting in Victoria

by **Ratmick** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:52 pm

That's not bad coming from a Sydneysider :shock:

.

But I suppose Victoria balances out the ample homosexual and axe-murderer population of Adelaide quite well, so it all evens out

.

Mick

by **99coconuts** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 7:06 pm

Neka79 wrote: 'That's South Australia, the most glorious place

on earth.There are beautiful people, impressive towns; it is the

home of the world's finest artists, musicians, writers, thinkers,

explorers and sportsmen

The people from South Australia are going to be modest,

intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found travelling

the world.

They'll be extremely sociable, hard working and high achieving,

and they will be known throughout the world as speakers of truth.'