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Rated M - Occasional Coarse Language

















my personal favourite computer game of all time.......

that bacon one is a classic....but the missus just dont get it she reckons Im too easily amused

On the old UK slam door trains they had a pull cord "for Emergency use only". Underneath each cord was a sign saying £50 for improper use. I once saw a sign had been ripped off, and instead was scrawled the following...

If fifty pounds you can afford, go ahead and pull the cord. If fifty pounds you do not own, leave the bloody thing alone!

It made a boring train ride that bit more interesting, al least for a short time.

I was in the UK for a while and the graffiti on the condom vending machines was great. The two I remember best are:

'Insert baby for refund'

'This is the worst chewing gum I've ever tasted'
(And under that someone had written)
'I know, but you can blow the best bubbles!'

The best I think is on the lift buttons it says "Incase of fire dont use lifts" and someone added "use water"

I thought it was good lol

I've seen some good graffitti over the years and some of those are brilliant...and yes I'm amused easily too

classic, the bacon one is awesome!

Im with you guys that bacon one is funny as damn thats good...

On some of the Sydney trains there is a sign that reads: 'At night travel near the guards compartment marked with a blue light'
Cleverly some have been altered to say: ' At night rave near the guards part naked with a blue light'.
Again, makes the whole trip more interesting and makes you wonder what someone that cheeky and clever does for work...