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I want to buy a track bike..

Postby ttc » Thu Aug 30, 2007 6:05 pm

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Re: I want to buy a track bike..

Postby Lone Wolf » Thu Aug 30, 2007 6:19 pm

Saw that one, funniest ad I've seen in a while. :lol:

Colours suit you Tanya, just add a couple of Frangipani stickers and you'll be completely sorted :P :lol: :lol:
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Re: I want to buy a track bike..

Postby ttc » Thu Aug 30, 2007 6:22 pm

Atually I was thinking of some silverfern stickers... They would suit perfectly don't you think :D
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Re: I want to buy a track bike..

Postby Neka79 » Thu Aug 30, 2007 6:36 pm

just asked if they would freight it here... i asked for insurance as i'd hate to see it damaged in transit...
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Re: I want to buy a track bike..

Postby Slow and wobbly » Thu Aug 30, 2007 6:54 pm

HA!
These guys may have bad taste in color schemes, and definitely bad for the health of any motorcycle but they sure are witty!
The add is classy but the thing that realy made me laugh was this in the Q and A at the bottom.

Q: I diddnt know Gay people make bikes?
Answered on Aug-29-07
A: I didn't know straight people stuttered when they typed. Try using both hands.

HA fucken HA! I think thats what they call in the US of A "Owned"
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Re: I want to buy a track bike..

Postby robracer » Thu Aug 30, 2007 7:44 pm

Makes for a good laugh :lol: :lol:
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Re: I want to buy a track bike..

Postby Wattie » Thu Aug 30, 2007 9:03 pm

buy it!! then you can lend it to Neka to ride in the mardi gras!
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Re: I want to buy a track bike..

Postby robracer » Thu Aug 30, 2007 9:05 pm

Wattie wrote:buy it!! then you can lend it to Neka to ride in the mardi gras!

Only if it comes with the fork lift :lol:
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Re: I want to buy a track bike..

Postby Neka79 » Thu Aug 30, 2007 10:09 pm

robracer wrote:
Wattie wrote:buy it!! then you can lend it to Neka to ride in the mardi gras!

Only if it comes with the fork lift :lol:

only if i can fight wattie off to ride it.... he has the number 1 billing as he already has the arseless chaps!!
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Re: I want to buy a track bike..

Postby robracer » Fri Aug 31, 2007 5:02 am

Neka79 wrote:
robracer wrote:
Wattie wrote:buy it!! then you can lend it to Neka to ride in the mardi gras!

Only if it comes with the fork lift :lol:

only if i can fight wattie off to ride it.... he has the number 1 billing as he already has the arseless chaps!!

Thought that was Gos...... Wattie prefers it withy no chaps at all ;)
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Re: I want to buy a track bike..

Postby Glen » Fri Aug 31, 2007 9:02 am

That's pretty funny. Love the questions and answers, particularly the twat who has a go at them putting the before picture up :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: I want to buy a track bike..

Postby red_dave » Fri Aug 31, 2007 10:08 am

Slow and wobbly wrote:HA fucken HA! I think thats what they call in the US of A "Owned"


Isn't it "pwned"? :?
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