Words Women Use
1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they're right, and you need to shut up.
2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Don't be mad about this, it's just the same 5 minutes you use when it's your turn to help do things around the house.
3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually ends in fine (see #1).
4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you - do not question or faint. Just say you're welcome.
Whatever: Is a women's way of saying "%@&* YOU!"
9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's wrong" - for the woman's response, refer to #3.
Hope this helps avoid some "Shit hitting the Fan"
don't say you wern't warned 
