The Crusty Biker

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The Crusty Biker

Postby Gosling1 » Tue May 08, 2007 10:13 pm

A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a
tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar:

CHEESEBURGER: $1.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50

HAND-JOB: $10.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar,
and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women
serving drinks.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

"I was wondering ," whispers the biker, "are you the young lady who
gives the hand-jobs?"

"Yes," she purrs, "I am."

The old biker replies, "Well, go wash your hands, I want a
cheeseburger."

:P
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Postby J.B » Wed May 09, 2007 7:38 am

I like it :twisted:
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Postby bonester » Wed May 09, 2007 7:45 am

I thought that might be the source of cheese for the cheeseburger......
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Postby Jennysc » Wed May 09, 2007 10:52 am

bonester wrote:I thought that might be the source of cheese for the cheeseburger......


ewwww, that's gross LOL :vom:
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Postby Neka79 » Wed May 09, 2007 11:37 am

hahahahahah thats funny as fuck.....lol...

maybe if he had $20 he coulda got a burger, a beer and a tug...lol...
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