the homeless man

[Zx12Piglet]

a biker was walking down the street, sporting his colors, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple dollars for dinner. instead of beating him to a bloody pulp, the biker took out his wallet, extracted $2.00 and said, "it took a lot of balls for you to hit me up for money, so I've gotta believe you're in bad shape. let me ask you this. if I give you this money,will you buy some beer with it instead?" "hell no," said the homeless man. "I stopped drinking 25 years ago."

"will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?" asked the biker. "no, I don't gamble," the homeless man said. "I need every nickel I can get just to stay alive."
"will you spend the money on motorcycles or anything related to hot rods instead of food?" the biker asked. "absolutely not!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't ridden in 20 years and I haven't had a car for at least 5 years."

"well," said the biker, "I lied man. I'm not going to give you $2.00. instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my old lady!"
the homless man was astounded. "wont your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, my clothes are ragged and I probably smell pretty bad." the biker replied, "hey, man, that's ok. I just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up beer, gambling, motorcycles, AND cars!!!!"

[Neka79]

hahahahah thats piss funny.... gunna make my mrs read this!!