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Postby ttc » Sun Dec 31, 2006 1:05 pm

A female police officer arrests a man for drunk driving.

The female officer tells the man, "Sir, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you ..."

The drunk replies; "Tits."
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Postby Colette » Sun Dec 31, 2006 2:34 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Lainie » Sun Dec 31, 2006 3:15 pm

:lol: :lol: Very good mate
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Postby mrmina » Mon Jan 01, 2007 12:48 pm

i like :lol:
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Postby red_dave » Mon Jan 01, 2007 1:33 pm

:lol:

simple, yet effective. 8)
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Postby Draven » Mon Jan 01, 2007 2:59 pm

LOL nice work :lol:
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Postby mick_dundee » Mon Jan 01, 2007 3:39 pm

An oldie but a goodie, dunno about whetrher it works here, perhaps you can try it Neka given you're the one most likely to lose their license again soon :D
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Postby ZZRCHIKKY » Mon Jan 01, 2007 4:29 pm

that A-HAIRY-ASS :O)
owwww me lubs my dr 650 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
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Postby Neka79 » Mon Jan 01, 2007 11:37 pm

ZZRCHIKKY wrote:that A-HAIRY-ASS :O)

welcome back!!..where u been??
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Postby mike-s » Tue Jan 02, 2007 11:22 am

boom-tish, or is that boom-tits ?
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