*Fixed* 14 steps to putting on a bikini (NWSF)

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*Fixed* 14 steps to putting on a bikini (NWSF)

Postby Kermit » Fri Aug 19, 2011 12:19 pm

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Re: 14 steps to putting on a bikini (NWSF)

Postby laidback » Fri Aug 19, 2011 4:45 pm

The first few must be 'good' ones... :twisted:
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Re: 14 steps to putting on a bikini (NWSF)

Postby Nosferatu » Fri Aug 19, 2011 5:41 pm

From the looks of the last ones, I'd say the ones we can't see have unwrapped cheeseburger in them :lol:
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Re: *Fixed* 14 steps to putting on a bikini (NWSF)

Postby Kermit » Fri Aug 19, 2011 6:53 pm

Apologies for the cock block.....

Now fixed.
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Re: *Fixed* 14 steps to putting on a bikini (NWSF)

Postby timmyrocks » Fri Aug 19, 2011 6:54 pm

Camel toe!!! Ehe
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Re: *Fixed* 14 steps to putting on a bikini (NWSF)

Postby laidback » Fri Aug 19, 2011 7:24 pm

I wannna be a bikini painter oner... :twisted:
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Re: *Fixed* 14 steps to putting on a bikini (NWSF)

Postby 6maniac » Fri Aug 19, 2011 7:43 pm

Hope the paint isn't waterproof ..
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Re: *Fixed* 14 steps to putting on a bikini (NWSF)

Postby h.b.bear » Fri Aug 19, 2011 7:50 pm

dont think i could keep such a steady hand ;) but in reality i dont think i could finish the paint job without spilling something :lol:
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Re: *Fixed* 14 steps to putting on a bikini (NWSF)

Postby redmistracer » Fri Aug 19, 2011 7:59 pm

I'd offer to help her get it off too!
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Re: *Fixed* 14 steps to putting on a bikini (NWSF)

Postby Six Addict » Sat Aug 20, 2011 9:41 am

I want his job...
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Re: *Fixed* 14 steps to putting on a bikini (NWSF)

Postby StuMiller » Sat Aug 20, 2011 11:02 am

:shock:
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Re: *Fixed* 14 steps to putting on a bikini (NWSF)

Postby Smitty » Sat Aug 20, 2011 5:36 pm

...is her name REALLY 'Peaches' ? ;)
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Re: *Fixed* 14 steps to putting on a bikini (NWSF)

Postby kawa 06 » Sat Aug 20, 2011 6:56 pm

mmmmm nice :D
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Re: *Fixed* 14 steps to putting on a bikini (NWSF)

Postby ZXR750 » Tue Aug 23, 2011 2:39 pm

redmistracer wrote:I'd offer to help her get it off too!


Thats easy. Start at the bottom and scroll up. :lol: :lol:
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Re: *Fixed* 14 steps to putting on a bikini (NWSF)

Postby chimp » Tue Aug 23, 2011 2:49 pm

I have looked at this several times & for the life of me " I can't read what is written on that blokes T shirt" new_shocked.gif
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