Moses said: "Lay down your shovel, sell you camel, move your ass and I shall lead you to the Promised Land."
Five thousand years later, Kevin Rudd said: "Lay down your shovel, sell your camel, sit on your ass, this is the Promised Land."
Soon after Julia Gillard (aka the ranger) took your shovel, sold your camel, kicked your ass and sold the Promised Land.