The Mistress

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The Mistress

Postby seiko1 » Fri Sep 09, 2011 11:37 am

Robert and his wife, Judy, were dining in an elegant restaurant when a beautiful young woman enters and goes directly to Robert, gives him a long sweet kiss. Then said she'll meet him later and left.

Judy looked at her husband with lightning in her eyes, and asked, “Who the hell was that?”

“She’s my mistress,” replied Robert.

Judy shouted, "I want a divorce!"

"Listen, I understand your reaction," began Robert, "but you must realize that if we divorce, you will no longer travel, no more shopping in the boutiques of Paris,
no more winter holidays to skiing resorts, no more summer holidays on the Cote D ‘Azur, no Porsche and Jaguar, no more yacht club, Gucci and Rolex, but it is your decision and I respect it."

At the same time, a friend of the couple entered the restaurant with a beautiful woman.

"Who is this woman with Jack?" asked Judy.

"That's his mistress" replied Robert.

Judy replied: "Ours is much prettier!" :D
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Re: The Mistress

Postby laidback » Fri Sep 09, 2011 1:04 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Mistress

Postby P4nza » Fri Sep 09, 2011 1:55 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :kuda:
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