Three Ladies in a Sauna

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND
THE BEEP STOPPED.

THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM
TO HER EAR.

WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE... I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'

THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM...

SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.

THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.

THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.......... WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT....... I'M GETTING A FAX!!

Dude, I know Adelaide is pretty well known for weed......but there is a point you should take a break lol

You don't wanna hear it, don't read it!!........simple!

Since when was there a limit to the amount of posts someone posted or what they posted?

It's in the right, off topic/joke section

Hence the ...............take note

Go Mikey.

Need a dribble section

Go Mikey.

My fans love me

Last edited by Mikey84 on Sun Sep 19, 2010 4:34 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Need a dribble section

great idea

ive got a thread dedicated to me now, so it can offically be my own personal dribble thread!



thanks richo

ive got a thread dedicated to me now, so it can offically be my own personal dribble thread!



thanks richo

Damned good idea that Mr Mikey

And .... you're very welcome

Sweet so all this Womans day type dribble will all in one place, makes it very easy not to see..

then again.................. ..................im having a lot of fun here, listening to you lot winge about my posts,

a lot of us are actually enjoying these wonderful little jokes im posting up

What ever makes u happy champ.... lol

Go Mikey.

My fans love me

I thought this one was fresh..... fax...... yep it works

I just wish they were new jokes

I just wish they were new jokes

first request, cheers mick

i'll see what i can dig up, ive been going through the archives latley, thats whare ive been getting these ones