For The Women-Installing A Husband

[Mikey84]

INSTALLING A HUSBAND
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> Dear Tech Support ,
>
> Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed
> a
> distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the
> flower
> and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 > .
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>
> In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, > such
> as
> Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed
> undesirable programs such as
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> NBA 5.0 ,
> NFL 3.0 and
> Golf Clubs 4.1 .
>
> Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply > crashes
> the system.
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> Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these > problems,
> but to no avail.
>
> What can I do?
>
> Signed,
>
> Desperate.
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> DEAR DESPERATE ,
>
> First, keep in mind,
> Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
> Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
>
> Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html, try to download Tears
> 6.2, and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
> If those applications work as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
> automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
>
> However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband > 1.0
> to default to
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>
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> Grumpy Silence 2.5 , Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1 .
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> Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the
> Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
>
> Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install
> Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will > eventually
> seize control of all your system resources .)
>
> In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0
> -program. This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband
> 1.0 .
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>
> In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have
> limited
> memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.. You might consider
> buying
> additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend > you
> try Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
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> Tech Support

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