2 Priests

[laidback]

Two priests are in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals.

One of them looks at the other one's penis and notices there's a Nicobate patch on it.

He looks at the other priest and says, 'I believe you're supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not your penis.'
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The other one replies, 'It's working just fine. I'm down to two butts a day.'

IF YOU LAUGH....YOU'LL GO STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!!