Aliens

[laidback]

Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger one addressed it saying, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader."

The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.

The younger alien became angry at the lack of response.

The older alien said, 'I'd calm down if I were you.'

The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting. Again, there was no response.

Pissed at the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said gruffly, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader or I will fire!"

The older alien again warned his comrade saying, 'You probably don't want to do that! I really think that will make him mad.'
'Rubbish,' replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon and fired. There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball blew the younger alien off his feet and threw him in a burnt, smoking mess 200 yards away into a cactus patch.

When he finally regained consciousness, he refocused his three eyes, straightened his bent antenna, looked dazedly at the older, wiser alien & said "What a ferocious creature! He damn near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?"
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The older alien placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend and replied, 'One thing I've learned during my intergalactic travels is that you never f**k with a guy who can loop his penis over his shoulder and then stick it in his ear!'

[smithy5]

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[Mikey84]

bloody brilliant!!

[Torquewrench]

Gold.

[seiko1]

Beautiful

[Supafrog]

.. now how many of you boyz tried to do that with your wang after reading this joke????

oh and