Arriving late back to the Abby two priest, Father Pat and Father Ted decided to have a shower. After getting undressed they realised they'd forgotten the soap.
Father Ted offered to return to his room to get the soap and being so late he took the chance of going the short distance back to his room naked. In his room he picked up two bars of soap and ran back towards the showers when he saw 3 nuns walking towards him in the corridor.
Thinking quickly he froze like a statue against the wall.
As the 3 Nuns got level with the "statue like" Father Ted, one of the nuns remarked that they hadn't seen this statue before, mischieviously another Nun took hold of Ted's penis and pulled it, Ted got such a fright he dropped one bar of soap.
The Nun said "Oh look it's a soap dispenser"
The second Nun then took hold of Ted's penis and pulled on it, he dropped the second bar of soap.
The third Nun took hold of Ted's penis and pulled on it once, nothing, she pulled on it again but a little harder, still nothing. Getting frustrated the began pulling on it furiously when suddenly she cried,
"Look it dispenses hand moisturiser."