LEARNING TO COUNT IS IMPORTANT

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LEARNING TO COUNT IS IMPORTANT

Postby seiko1 » Tue Oct 06, 2009 8:56 pm

BUT LEARNING WHAT COUNTS IS MORE IMPORTANT

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I
needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and
threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25, I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She was
totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so
dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her..
She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did
mad, impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy.. She was
great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless.

So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart, ambitious girl with her feet planted
firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious, that she
divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now and am looking for a girl with big tits.
Policy - Find something simple.....and Complicate it!
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Re: LEARNING TO COUNT IS IMPORTANT

Postby kevindinho » Tue Oct 06, 2009 9:38 pm

HAHAHHAHAHHAHA!!! :kuda:
When i grow up i want a ZX6R just like Rob Racer...

Craving PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE....mmmm
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Re: LEARNING TO COUNT IS IMPORTANT

Postby laidback » Wed Oct 07, 2009 5:32 am

kevindinho wrote:HAHAHHAHAHHAHA!!! :kuda:



+1...Gotta luv the big boobies...I even followed a great pair to Queensland once...
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Re: LEARNING TO COUNT IS IMPORTANT

Postby corvus2606 » Sat Oct 10, 2009 8:01 pm

Im following a pair to Wales
2002 GPX250 - Gone
2003 ER-5 - Gone
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Re: LEARNING TO COUNT IS IMPORTANT

Postby seiko1 » Sat Oct 10, 2009 8:45 pm

corvus2606 wrote:Im following a pair to Wales

Don't Welsh on her then :D
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Re: LEARNING TO COUNT IS IMPORTANT

Postby Jonno » Sat Oct 10, 2009 9:16 pm

:roll:































where are these perfect women???
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Re: LEARNING TO COUNT IS IMPORTANT

Postby P4nza » Sat Oct 10, 2009 11:19 pm

LMAO!!! :kuda:
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2010 Kwaka Ninja 250R SE (Jenny) Tracky SOLD :'(
Now i got no kwakas to ride! :\

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Re: LEARNING TO COUNT IS IMPORTANT

Postby ZXRobyn » Sun Oct 11, 2009 6:52 pm

ROFLMFAO :kuda: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Priceless ! :twisted: :twisted:
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