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Will I live to see 80

Postby seiko1 » Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:02 pm

Here's something to think about.

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive
Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just turned 56)

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you
Think I'll live to be 80?' He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or
Wine?' 'Oh no,' I replied. . 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs? I said, 'Not
Much... My former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'

'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking,
Or bicycling?' 'No, I don't,' I said.

He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, ride fast motorbikes or have a lot of sex?' 'No,' I
Said.

He looked at me and said,... 'Then, why do you even give a shit? :D
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Re: Will I live to see 80

Postby tim » Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:23 pm

Your bike does 80 in first :roll:
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Re: Will I live to see 80

Postby seiko1 » Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:27 pm

tim wrote:Your bike does 80 in first :roll:

Miles or Kilometres? ;)
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Re: Will I live to see 80

Postby photomike666 » Fri Aug 14, 2009 7:12 am

seiko1 wrote:
tim wrote:Your bike does 80 in first :roll:

Miles or Kilometres? ;)


If you'd got a ZX10, both :kuda:
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Re: Will I live to see 80

Postby seiko1 » Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:18 pm

photomike666 wrote:
seiko1 wrote:
tim wrote:Your bike does 80 in first :roll:

Miles or Kilometres? ;)


If you'd got a ZX10, both :kuda:

TRE is a fiddly little shit to install :shock:
Had to unclip male and female connectors from the back of two plugs.
40 minutes my arse!!!!
Anyway it was worth the trouble :D
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Re: Will I live to see 80

Postby hoffy » Fri Aug 14, 2009 9:11 pm

tim wrote:Your bike does 80 in first :roll:


it will actually do 160k in first, within 5 seconds.
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Re: Will I live to see 80

Postby Disco » Fri Aug 14, 2009 9:59 pm

hoffy wrote:
tim wrote:Your bike does 80 in first :roll:


it will actually do 160k in first, within 5 seconds.


Wow that's almost up there with the '09zx6r :P :kuda:
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Re: Will I live to see 80

Postby seiko1 » Sat Aug 15, 2009 9:18 am

hoffy wrote:
tim wrote:Your bike does 80 in first :roll:


it will actually do 160k in first, within 5 seconds.

Cool! I will test that today baby yeah :kuda:
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