9 Words all men should know the meaning of

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6)That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7)Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . That will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

How true Honey!!

9 Words Men Use



1. Fine: Depends heavily on the context. A 'fine' after asking, say, "How was work?", means "It was f***ed, I'm not interested in talking about it". Fine at the end of an argument, however, has the same connotations as when a woman would use it, but it is USUALLY SHOUTED LIKE THIS because us men have trouble using an inside voice when we're angry.

2. Five minutes: What is he doing? Videogames? Five minutes is about half an hour then, or until he finds the ever elusive 'next save point'. Getting ready for sex? Five minutes is two minutes. Preparing to leave? Five minutes means five minutes, and if you're not in the car in exactly five minutes you will find yourself under a veritable barrage of honking until you rectify the fact.

3. Nothing: Is largely a synonym for 'fine', though more resolute. A 'fine' can be challenged, a 'nothing' is completely off limits, and rather than signaling that an argument is forth coming, it should tell any man-savvy woman that whatever is wrong is not up for discussion with her, her mother, or anyone she is related to. Full stop. Period.

4.Go ahead: "I'm not interested in arguing with you anymore, do whatever the hell you want. See if I care!" Often accompanied by a #1.

5.Loud sigh: Sometimes with a curse, like 'J***s Ch***t' or 'F**king hell', this is a sign of frustration, and means, basically, "I so don't understand the issue here, what is she still pissed about? My conclusive rebuttals weren't enough for her?"

6.That's okay: This is a sign of disappointment. If a dude tells you 'that's okay' after you've just admitted something, it means his respect for you has taken a free fall and he's not sure what to say that won't insult you, despite his current feelings. If a guy is saying 'that's okay' a lot, you should examine your patterns and find out why.

7.Thanks: This depends largely on the context and intonation. Like eels and shotguns, 'thanks' is a slippery beast and by no means can be explained in one dot point. So I won't.


8. Whatever: "I'm over it. I'm not interested in arguing. I still think I'm right, but you know what? You don't, and I'm beyond caring. F**k you." That's what 'whatever' means.

9.Don't worry about it, I got it: This isn't often used by men, but when uttered it holds the same connotations as "Stop asking if I need help, I am a MAN, I am more than capable of handling this shit myself". Women often challenge this, which can result in a #4 #5 combo, or, worse, a #1 followed up by an #8.

Fine, Whatever!!!!!

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I have a Hornet.

Fine

Loud sigh

Whatever...

Mick

spoiler ....... I was looking for some ammo (tips) for when I get home tonight

I just didn't want it to go like one of the other threads but heck you want amo ask the wife how her day was and then go and spend the rest of the evening watching TV I dare ya and then come back and tell me how many fines you get

spoiler ....... I was looking for some ammo (tips) for when I get home tonight

I just didn't want it to go like one of the other threads but heck you want amo ask the wife how her day was and then go and spend the rest of the evening watching TV I dare ya and then come back and tell me how many fines you get

You could do worse. motogp is on oneHD at 7.30 in Sydney.............

"Don't worry I got it" can also mean, "This is farkin heavy and I'm pissed off you're not helping"

Five Minutes" can also mean, "I'm pissed off right now, I'll deal with it when I'm ready"

NINE WORDS MEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word men use when everything is ok. We dont need to talk about it.
(2) Five Minutes: A little longer than 2 minutes but a lot less long than 10 minutes
(3) Nothing: This is the word men use to when asked what is going on and want you not to talk at us.
(4) Go Ahead: This means go over there and do what you want to do, preferably out of earshot.
(5) Loud Sigh: The only time we use a loud sigh is when she is still talking and no matter what you say she will keep talking for ever and ever.
(6)That's Okay: See Fine.
(7)Thanks: This is the word we use after sex.
(8) Whatever: This means we really dont care. Do what you like (except talk).
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: This means "Dont worry about it, I got it" women often hear "I dont have it, please talk at me for a bit".

That sounds more accurate

NINE WORDS MEN USE
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[quote="Stereo"]NINE WORDS MEN USE

+1 what he said