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Burglers shot my weiner off!

Postby tim » Tue May 26, 2009 8:55 am

:shock: :shock: :shock: http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25533239-13762,00.html

Man's gun bravado a half-cocked stunt

A MAN trying to impress his friends stuffed a loaded gun into his trouser pocket and pulled the trigger thinking the safety catch was on.
Lukas Neuhardt, 27, blew his manhood apart during the ill-conceived stunt in Saarbruecken, Germany.

He was so embarrassed that he told ambulance officers that a masked mugger had blasted him in the crotch in a bungled robbery.

But police observed that the gunshot had miraculously left his the outside of his trousers intact.

"Instead there was a charred hole in his pocket so either it was the shot of the century or he did it himself," a police source told The Sun.

Surgeons stitched his manhood back together but he's facing up to three years in jail for breaching Germany's tough new anti-gun laws.
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Re: Burglers shot my weiner off!

Postby robracer » Tue May 26, 2009 9:07 am

:lol: & what his friends just took off?........ def a Darwin contender ;)
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Re: Burglers shot my weiner off!

Postby dutchy » Tue May 26, 2009 4:34 pm

robracer wrote::lol: & what his friends just took off?........ def a Darwin contender ;)

Actually he'd be a winner of a darwin award due to the fact that he has successfully removed his lineage from the gene pool!! :lol:
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Re: Burglers shot my weiner off!

Postby triway » Tue May 26, 2009 6:59 pm

tim wrote:...... facing up to three years in jail for breaching Germany's tough new anti-gun laws.
Obviously not tough enough if this brainiac was able to get the gun in the first place eh'. :roll: :oops:
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