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An offer too good to refuse for Cronulla Sharks Supporters

Postby STONE » Wed May 06, 2009 11:54 am

Attention all sharks fans - trade in offer..

That's right, here at the Dragons we don't want our Inbred Cousins to be left out in the cold without a team..

So.. for the next 4 weeks, the St george Illawarra Dragons are offering any Sharks fan the chance to trade in their Sharks jerseys & receive a brand new St George Illawarra Dragons jersey.. this will also apply to Sharks scarves, beanies, flags etc (but no Sharks under-garments.. we don't know what we could catch..)

You'll be the envy of all your friends - you'll have a jersey that looks great, has some great heritage & best of all has a great chance of actually winning a premiership. all we ask in return is that you wholeheartedly follow the Dragons & continue to make us the dominant Sydney team..

Just think of how good it will feel, rocking up to a game wearing a red v.. you won't even know yourself.. who needs teeth when you have a great jersey!

This trade in offer is subject to the following conditions:

1...Don't carry on like a RETARDS at games

2...Kogarah and Win Stadium are not Shark park - so don't act like they are

3...The only time you can mention Paul Gallen's name is when abusing him - he is not the heart and soul of anything...

4...NO GLASSWARE

5...Please attend either the Taj Mahal or Steelers club to redeem your new & oh so much better merchandise.
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Re: An offer too good to refuse for Cronulla Sharks Supporters

Postby fireyrob » Wed May 06, 2009 12:39 pm

STONE wrote:1...Don't carry on like a RETARDS at games


How do you explain the fans at Kogarah Oval on the hill then? :lol:
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Re: An offer too good to refuse for Cronulla Sharks Supporters

Postby StuMiller » Sun May 10, 2009 8:35 pm

Is this for real?
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Re: An offer too good to refuse for Cronulla Sharks Supporters

Postby smithy5 » Sun May 10, 2009 8:37 pm

WTF :shock:
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Re: An offer too good to refuse for Cronulla Sharks Supporters

Postby *Rach* » Mon May 11, 2009 9:47 am

Do the Sharks still have fans ? ;)
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Re: An offer too good to refuse for Cronulla Sharks Supporters

Postby ZXR750 » Mon May 11, 2009 12:15 pm

*Rach* wrote:Do the Sharks still have fans ? ;)


Of course they do. I saw them both at Northies the other day.
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Re: An offer too good to refuse for Cronulla Sharks Supporters

Postby marksesh » Mon May 11, 2009 12:20 pm

This is the biggest load of crap I have ever heard... All I have to say is Cronulla Sutherland Sharks. How soon StGeorge Dragons... oh that’s right they had to merge with Illawarra. Sharks are 1 entity as far as I can see.

Trade in on the Stgeorge Steelers....... You have to smokin some weird stuff.. and goes to show just how much not having a home ground really does affect the brain of some club supporters.

Yes I am a Sharks fan born and bread in the shire.

Funny post, gave me a laugh. All the above is in jest as is the attempt by Stone to stir up another riot. ha ha ha
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Re: An offer too good to refuse for Cronulla Sharks Supporters

Postby tim » Tue May 26, 2009 8:53 am

this takes on an interesting new light with recent events :shock:
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