Pay Attention !

Got a Joke tell of something amusing to share? Well post it here

Pay Attention !

Postby Gosling1 » Sun Nov 30, 2008 8:01 am

First-year students at the UC Davis Vet school were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow.

They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, 'In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body.' For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.

'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, 'The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger' 'Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough, it's even tougher if you're stupid.'

8)
".....shut the gate on this one Maxie......it's the ducks guts !!............."
User avatar
Gosling1
Team Donut
Team Donut
 
Posts: 13823
Joined: Mon Jun 20, 2005 9:30 pm
Location: Anarchy Road
Bike: Z900
State: ACT

Re: Pay Attention !

Postby robracer » Sun Nov 30, 2008 8:30 am

Thanks Gos, I was eating my breakfast when I started to read this post :roll:
User avatar
robracer
VIP MEMBER
VIP MEMBER
 
Posts: 15251
Joined: Thu Feb 24, 2005 8:23 pm
Location: Port Macquarie
Bike: ZX6R
State: New South Wales

Re: Pay Attention !

Postby Lone Wolf » Sun Nov 30, 2008 9:24 am

:lol:
"Women are temperamental... half temper, half mental."

http://www.corporateboxgym.com.au
User avatar
Lone Wolf
KSRC Contributor
KSRC Contributor
 
Posts: 1258
Joined: Thu Nov 16, 2006 3:42 pm
Location: Redcliffe
Bike: ZX7R
State: Queensland


Return to Joke & Amusement Park

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 5 guests