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How To Be Cruel To Old Men

Postby Gosling1 » Sat Aug 30, 2008 9:44 pm

JUST USE THIS EYE CHART




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Re: How To Be Cruel To Old Men

Postby Daisy » Sun Aug 31, 2008 12:08 am

No Gos, I don't think he'll fall for it twice ... :twisted:
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Re: How To Be Cruel To Old Men

Postby Black Magic » Sun Aug 31, 2008 5:31 pm

6 maniac is going to kill you Gos- he is blind for a WHOLE pile of reasons!!! :lol: :P

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Re: How To Be Cruel To Old Men

Postby mgvette57 » Sun Aug 31, 2008 7:23 pm

How far down the chart do you have to be able to clearly see before you are classed as old?
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Re: How To Be Cruel To Old Men

Postby 6maniac » Mon Sep 01, 2008 9:48 am

:twisted: :shock: ;)
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Re: How To Be Cruel To Old Men

Postby Six Addict » Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:55 am

ILL TAKE ALL 4 THANKS RON!!!
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Re: How To Be Cruel To Old Men

Postby 6maniac » Mon Sep 01, 2008 12:03 pm

Don't be greedy - they're for us old blokes !
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Re: How To Be Cruel To Old Men

Postby craig » Thu Sep 04, 2008 7:10 pm

keep your hands off my daughters you bastages :P :P
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Re: How To Be Cruel To Old Men

Postby kaneg » Fri Sep 05, 2008 7:10 pm

ONYA RON,
I don't think it's spring water in that flask labelled "Mr Smirnoff" that makes these eyecandy to sing : I kissed a girl & I liked it... :twisted:
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Re: How To Be Cruel To Old Men

Postby 6maniac » Fri Sep 05, 2008 7:21 pm

You are a BAD man, Pete. ;)
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Re: How To Be Cruel To Old Men

Postby Gosling1 » Tue Sep 09, 2008 8:09 pm

kaneg wrote:ONYA RON,
I don't think it's spring water in that flask labelled "Mr Smirnoff" that makes these eyecandy to sing : I kissed a girl & I liked it... :twisted:


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