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Someones trying to be the new Doughnut Man

Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:55 am

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/s ... 21,00.html



A MAN was operated on in Hornsby Hospital early today to remove 16 stainless steel washers from his penis.

Berowra Fire Rescue officers were called to alleviate the man from his awkward predicament at 3am.

It was not clear how the situation arose.

The man may well have thought long and hard about placing himself in the difficult situation.

Fire Rescue Officers spent more than an hour unsuccessfully attempting to remove the washers, before the man was taken into an operating theatre about 4.30am.

Surgeons took about 90 minutes to remove the washers using fire brigade equipment.

A hospital spokesman said equipment normally used to remove rings from fingers was ineffective because of the thicker nature of the washers.

The man was in a satisfactory condition.

It is believed the only lasting damage may be to his pride.

What a knob

Re: Someones trying to be the new Doughnut Man

Mon Jun 02, 2008 11:17 am

Thats the exact reason I wish to stay away from Rescue!

Re: Someones trying to be the new Doughnut Man

Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:02 pm

frl0173 wrote:It was not clear how the situation arose.

The man may well have thought long and hard about placing himself in the difficult situation.

I wonder if that was deliberate?

Re: Someones trying to be the new Doughnut Man

Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:09 pm

I only ever use one washer and a spring washer, but they usually go under the nut...

Erm... As you were...

Re: Someones trying to be the new Doughnut Man

Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:21 pm

rob412y wrote:Thats the exact reason I wish to stay away from Rescue!


wonder who lost that rock off :shock:

Re: Someones trying to be the new Doughnut Man

Tue Jun 03, 2008 12:31 pm

Blurr wrote:
rob412y wrote:Thats the exact reason I wish to stay away from Rescue!


wonder who lost that rock off :shock:


I can guarantee it was the "junior man" or for the politically correct (no-one on here) "junior person" who had the task! ;)

Re: Someones trying to be the new Doughnut Man

Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:16 pm

rob412y wrote:I can guarantee it was the "junior man" or for the politically correct (no-one on here) "junior person" who had the task! ;)


Was it cause s/he had smaller hands? :?

Re: Someones trying to be the new Doughnut Man

Tue Jun 03, 2008 7:33 pm

It was not clear how the situation arose.



LMAO!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Someones trying to be the new Doughnut Man

Wed Jun 04, 2008 10:46 am

red_dave wrote:
rob412y wrote:I can guarantee it was the "junior man" or for the politically correct (no-one on here) "junior person" who had the task! ;)


Was it cause s/he had smaller hands? :?


No, just the ranking structure... Its always the newbie doing all the dirty jobs and the senior men getting the glamour jobs! IE woman stuck on balcony in pyjama's (Not a joke. It does happen and Ive never driven to a call so fast before Police Rescue get there!!!)

I reckon getting out the Combi Cutters (aka Jaws of Life) would have put enough of a fright into the guy that his fella would have shrunk and the washers fallen off!

Re: Someones trying to be the new Doughnut Man

Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:11 pm

I'm sure he would have got them off himself in a flash if they said hang on we'll just grab the jaws of life....

Re: Someones trying to be the new Doughnut Man

Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:23 pm

at least I get mine eaten off !! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Someones trying to be the new Doughnut Man

Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:27 pm

Gosling1 wrote:at least I get mine eaten off !! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hey what you and Lars do is none of our business :shock:

Re: Someones trying to be the new Doughnut Man

Thu Jun 05, 2008 10:07 pm

mmmm stainless - thats quality :)
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