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Shot gun Mechanic

Postby ZXR750 » Thu Nov 15, 2007 2:41 pm

Taken from Daily Telegraph site.



A MAN tried to loosen a stiff wheel nut by shooting it with a shotgun - and ended up in hospital with both legs seriously damaged.

The 66-year-old man, who police insist was stone-cold sober, was fixing the car outside his Washington state home when he fired at the wheel from arm's length with a 12-gauge.

He was peppered with buckshot and debris and taken to hospital with severe injuries from his feet to his abdomen. Some pellets even reached his chin.

Police said the man had been repairing his car for weeks and had managed to take off every nut except one. Unable to budge it, he turned to his gun.

"He's bound and determined to get that lug nut off," police spokesman Scott Wilson said.
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Re: Shot gun Mechanic

Postby z900/zx9 » Thu Nov 15, 2007 2:59 pm

Puts a new spin on bush mechanic 8)
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Re: Shot gun Mechanic

Postby mick_dundee » Thu Nov 15, 2007 3:33 pm

What a fuckwit, doesn't he realise this is the reason angle grinders or cold chisels were invented?
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Re: Shot gun Mechanic

Postby Neka79 » Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:18 pm

or a big length of pipe.....
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