Beware guys..

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Beware guys..

Postby ttc » Fri Nov 09, 2007 5:17 am

Police warn all male clubbers, party-goers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offer from a girl. There is a date rape drug going around called “beer” and it is generally in liquid form. The drug is now being used by female sexual predators at parties to convince their male victims to have sex with them. The shocking statistic is that “beer” is available virtually anywhere!

All girls have to do is persuade a guy to consume a few units of “beer” and simply ask the guy home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are literally rendered helpless against such attacks. After several “beers” men will often succumb to desires to perform sex acts on horrific looking women who they would never normally be attracted to. Men often awaken after being given “beer” with only hazy memories of exactly what has happened to them the night before, just a vague feeling that something bad occurred. At other times these unfortunate men might be stung for their life’s worth in a familiar scam know as “a relationship” - apparently men are easier victims for this scam after the “beer” has been administered and have already been sexually attacked.

Please! Forward this to every male you know. However, if you fall victim to this insidious drug and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with a bunch of similarly-affected like-minded guys. For the nearest support group near you just look up ‘Public House’ in the yellow pages.
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Re: Beware guys..

Postby ZXR750 » Fri Nov 09, 2007 8:06 am

So the support groups are held in a "Public House" wouldn't that just start the cycle again??
The amount of drug "Beer" required is proportionate to the looks of the female.

Whats the difference between a fox and a dog???


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Re: Beware guys..

Postby craig » Sat Nov 10, 2007 7:13 pm

i'd reply but i'm late for the next support group meeting.....................
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