Riddle me this

Here is a riddle for the true intellectual. Try to come up with the
answer on your own. The answer is at the end for those who are unable to
think this one through.


At the exact same time, there are two 35 year old men on opposite sides of
the earth.

One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers. The other is getting
"oral pleasure" from an 85 year old toothless woman. They are both
thinking the exact same thing. What are they both thinking?





























Don't look down..
Don't look down..
Don't look down. ..

that's a good one mate.