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Texas Pursuit Special.......

Postby Gosling1 » Wed Apr 18, 2007 10:03 pm

Get a load of this !!! It is a Hummer used by the Texas police, fully modded 7litre V8, 22" wheels, and some horse-juice pumpin' psycho with a badge and a gun..... :shock: :shock:

Don't mess with the Albequerque Bronze !!!

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Postby Neka79 » Wed Apr 18, 2007 11:45 pm

repost u twat!!
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Postby Zx12Piglet » Wed Apr 18, 2007 11:49 pm

fyi-it's not real!!! well, the vehicle and man may be...but him using the H2 like that, nope!
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Postby aardvark » Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:02 am

There's plenty of stories around about this car. Most say:

"After transporting the GeigerCars.de police HUMMER H2 7.0 Kompressor back to the US the vehicle will be equipped with state-of-the-art police communication technology and will then serve as the personal emergency vehicle of the county sheriff."
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Postby Zx12Piglet » Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:14 am

personal vehicle, but not when on duty. I live here in the states....and have been to texas a lot and recently...never seen him.
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Postby z900/zx9 » Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:33 am

That looks like cornel sanders younger brother whos been gettin into the chickens growth hormones :shock:
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Postby photomike666 » Thu Apr 19, 2007 7:52 am

He looks like the Sherif in Smokey & The Bandit, but probably still wouldn't catch a 78 Trans-Am
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Postby R3Dknight » Thu Apr 19, 2007 8:48 am

photomike666 wrote:He looks like the Sherif in Smokey & The Bandit, but probably still wouldn't catch a 78 Trans-Am


Now the Trans-Am is a nice machine!
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Postby Poyda » Thu Apr 19, 2007 9:32 am

I'm gonna save those two pics, and look at them everytime i'm havin a shitty day just so i have a little giggle and cheer up. That dude looks SOOOOO ghey.
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Postby red_dave » Thu Apr 19, 2007 10:37 am

I thought Colonel Sanders was dead??? :?
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Postby photomike666 » Thu Apr 19, 2007 2:22 pm

R3Dknight wrote:
photomike666 wrote:He looks like the Sherif in Smokey & The Bandit, but probably still wouldn't catch a 78 Trans-Am


Now the Trans-Am is a nice machine!


I prefer the '83
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Postby Gosling1 » Thu Apr 19, 2007 9:21 pm

R3Dknight wrote:
photomike666 wrote:He looks like the Sherif in Smokey & The Bandit, but probably still wouldn't catch a 78 Trans-Am


Now the Trans-Am is a nice machine!


That *exact* car is at the top of my lottery-win wish list. I will never forget SATB, it made a big impression on me as a kid........and the 78 Trans-Am is just the bitchinest of them all.....

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Postby Daisy » Thu Apr 19, 2007 9:30 pm

I love the Trans Am, but my favourite is the 69. 8)





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Postby Felix » Sat Apr 21, 2007 12:15 pm

z900/zx9 wrote:That looks like cornel sanders younger brother whos been gettin into the chickens growth hormones :shock:



Correction - Colonel Sanders and Walker - Texas Ranger's love child :wink:
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Postby mike-s » Sat Apr 21, 2007 1:08 pm

i prefer this trans-am
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