it had to happen

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife,
'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would
take a few inches off of your butt!'

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a
comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
'What the heck is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud
appeared when he shook them out.

'Cathy', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my
underwear?'

She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!
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