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I'm getting old

Sat Sep 03, 2011 12:02 pm

If my body was a car, I would be thinking of trading it in for a newer model.

I've got bumps, dents, scratches and my paint job is getting dull.
My headlights are out of focus. My traction is not as graceful as it once was.
My whitewalls are stained with Coffee and tea. It takes me hours to reach maximum speed.

But the worst is...every time I sneeze, cough, or sputter either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!!!

Re: I'm getting old

Sat Sep 03, 2011 1:21 pm

that's like looking in a mirror :kuda:

Re: I'm getting old

Sat Sep 03, 2011 2:19 pm

Left out the bit about his snoring :P

Re: I'm getting old

Sat Sep 03, 2011 2:20 pm

robracer wrote:Left out the bit about his snoring :P



Hey, not my fault...I stile it from FB. :?

Re: I'm getting old

Sat Sep 03, 2011 2:45 pm

:lol:

Re: I'm getting old

Sat Sep 03, 2011 5:04 pm

Ditto on the mirror comment!

Re: I'm getting old

Sat Sep 03, 2011 5:12 pm

Yep, definitely a mirror!

Re: I'm getting old

Sun Sep 04, 2011 8:26 am

:D :D :D You dont look very old in the profile pic m8

Re: I'm getting old

Sun Sep 04, 2011 8:39 am

That's also old :? an old photo :lol: :lol:

Re: I'm getting old

Sun Sep 04, 2011 3:55 pm

:lol: @
smithy

Re: I'm getting old

Sun Sep 04, 2011 4:44 pm

Getting old is a bitch!!!!! But I do have the same minor issues:roll:

Re: I'm getting old

Sun Sep 04, 2011 4:56 pm

Yeah, mine leaks at the most inopportune times.......

Re: I'm getting old

Mon Sep 05, 2011 12:03 pm

Better it leaks than gets blocked up!!!! ;)
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