Who is Jack Schitt

WHO IS JACK SCHITT?

For some time many of us have wondered just
who is Jack Schitt?

We find ourselves at a loss when someone
says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt'!
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you
can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.
Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, who married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt.
The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep
Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe
Schitt divorced.


Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and
because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt,
and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.The wedding announcement in the newspaper
announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to
tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his
new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack
Schitt', you can correct them.

Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt

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