Subject: The Census form
The Government has just sent my Census form back!!
In answer to the question, 'Do you have any dependants?', I put, 'Asylum seekers, illegal immigrants, smack heads, unemployable bastards, 80,000 people in our 103 penal establishments, the occupants of Mt Druitt, Doonside, Auburn & Punchbowl and half of fucking !' ASIA
Apparently they said, swearing is not allowed !!!