Accountants

Did you hear about the constipated accountant.............
He couldn't budget, so he tried to work it out with a pencil

luv that one

Did you hear about the constipated accountant.............
He couldn't budget, so he tried to work it out with a pencil

hey
I resemble that comment
I just finished works budgets







...without straining

What do Accountants use as contraception???




Their personalities.

What do Accountants use as contraception???




Their personalities.

What do Catholics use? (Yes I am one, admin delete if offensive, although Im finding it difficult not to offend at the moment)


A false name.

nice one fireyrob

Two young, and very poor accountancy students used to catch the train to college each day. One day one of them missed the train and his friend was a bit mystified when he turned up a little later in the car park riding a shiny, very new-looking push bike. "Hey," he said, "That's pretty flash, how could you afford that?"
"Well, it's really weird," his friend replied "Just as I was leaving for the station, a gorgeous-looking girl rode up on this bike, stopped at my kerb, took all her clothes off and said, "Take whatever you want."
"I thought for a moment and I took the bike."
"Good thought," his friend replied, "The clothes probably wouldn't have fitted you anyway."

good one