What is a calorie?

Calories are the little bastards that get into your wardrobe at night and sew your clothes tighter...

MY WARDROBE IS INFESTED WITH THE LITTLE SHITS.

farkers shrink my leathers over winter

there fuckin everywhere

farkers shrink my leathers over winter

Me too,But my missus rekons the leathers arn't the only things that shrink over winter

That's just bullshit. Calories have absolutely nothing to do with it!!! It;s just that leathers, Gloves, Helmets, Boots, Wet weather gear, Textile gear, all has the same inherently bad qualities of shrinking while hanging in a cupboard! It's a proven fact. You need to store them in a gear bag tucked up tight under your dirt bike gear. It doesn't shrink then ofr some reason!!!

Man up Dude

farkers shrink my leathers over winter

Me too,But my missus rekons the leathers arn't the only things that shrink over winter