One from across the ditch

A New Zealand family moves to Australia and the father enrols his grade 7 son into the local school.

After his first day the boy runs to his waiting father and exclaims "Dad, you wont believe it. We had a maths test today and I was the best in class!!!". The father looks proudly at his son and says "That's because you a New Zealander son"

Next day the boy walks proudly up to his father and places a piece of paper under his nose. The paper is an English test with a bright red A+ on it. "Best in class!!" the boys says. Puffing his chest out the father says "That's because you are a New Zealander son!"

Finally Friday comes around and the boy has P.E. He nerviously looks for his waiting father, finds him and wispers in his ear "Dad, we played rugby in P.E. today and after the game we were having showers. I looked around and noticed that I had the biggest dick of everyone. Is this because I am a New Zealander??" he say with bright eyes. The boys father's shoulders drop and he slowly shakes his head "No my son, that is because you are 27"

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