Coupla jokes

At an ATM an old lady asked if I could check her balance,
not being one to disappoint, I pushed her over.

I have a friend who is addicted to brake fluid but he assures me he can stop anytime.

On Holiday in Spain I saw a sign that said "English speaking Doctor"
I thought, 'what a good idea, we should have them here'

Sad.

But kinda funny though

you shifty barstage !

Not up to your usual standard mate.

:) Not up to your usual standard mate.

They came from Poss......blame her

This horse walks into a bar ...and the barman says ...whats with the long face....