One for Thailand

Last year, some mates and I were in Bangkok and I got a urinary infection.

The female Dr was giving me the "turn your head and cough" treatment.

She says, "don't worry, it's normal to get an errection during these types of examinations".

I told her I didn't have an errection.

She just looked and said, "I know. I do".

Bugger was thinking of heading over there better be carefull not to catch anythig.