The Irish Diet

An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.

When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs!

'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?'

The Irishman nodded...'I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day.'

'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.

'No, from the f**kin' skippin'

pissa

classic.

I dont get it and I am Irish

I dont get it and I am Irish

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I dont get it and I am Irish

Omfg !! You cant be serious..

Dont call me serious, my name is Frank..

I thought your name was shirly........surely!

I do get it and I am not Irish

Omfg !! You cant be serious..

Dont call me serious, my name is Frank..

"Cigarette Frank?"
"Yes it is."