Such a bad joke, had to share it
Tue Feb 01, 2011 9:47 pm
Today's word is................. Fluctuations
I will never hear or see this word again without thinking of this joke.
I was at my bank today; there was a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated . . .. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too"
I will never hear or see this word again without thinking of this joke.
I was at my bank today; there was a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated . . .. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too"
Re: Such a bad joke, had to share it
Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:01 pm
Re: Such a bad joke, had to share it
Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:13 pm
I'm dobbin
Re: Such a bad joke, had to share it
Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:46 pm
took a few seconds 
Re: Such a bad joke, had to share it
Wed Feb 02, 2011 10:40 am
The Italian guy says: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest olive oil,
then we made passionate love and I made her scream, non stop for five minutes."
The Frenchman says: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with special aphrodisiac oil,
and then we made passionate love. I made her scream for fifteen minutes straight."
The Australian guy says: That's nothing.
Last night I massaged my wife all over Her body with a special butter.
I caressed her entire body with the butter, and then made love and I made her scream for two long hours."
The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, "Two hours? phenomenal!
How did you do it to make her scream for two hours?"
The Aussie: "I wiped my hands on the curtains."
then we made passionate love and I made her scream, non stop for five minutes."
The Frenchman says: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with special aphrodisiac oil,
and then we made passionate love. I made her scream for fifteen minutes straight."
The Australian guy says: That's nothing.
Last night I massaged my wife all over Her body with a special butter.
I caressed her entire body with the butter, and then made love and I made her scream for two long hours."
The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, "Two hours? phenomenal!
How did you do it to make her scream for two hours?"
The Aussie: "I wiped my hands on the curtains."
Re: Such a bad joke, had to share it
Wed Feb 02, 2011 4:46 pm
always a happy ending!!!
Re: Such a bad joke, had to share it
Wed Feb 02, 2011 5:13 pm
Works for me 
Re: Such a bad joke, had to share it
Thu Feb 03, 2011 12:17 am
HAHAHAHA
Re: Such a bad joke, had to share it
Thu Feb 03, 2011 8:10 am
That's not the only thing I wipe on the curtain that makes her scream 
Re: Such a bad joke, had to share it
Thu Feb 03, 2011 3:29 pm
Geez, You guys live on the edge