C'town Flood Appeal

Flood Appeal

A major flood hit the Campbelltown area on Sunday with its main
disaster point being Queen Street, Campbelltown.

Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering "Faaackinell".

The flood decimated the area causing approximately $30 worth of damage.

Several priceless collections of mementos from the Minto Riots were
damaged beyond repair.

Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were
woken well before their Centrelink cheques arrived.

The Macarthur Advertiser reported that hundreds of residents were
confused and bewildered and were still trying to come to terms with the
fact that something interesting had happened in Campbelltown.

One resident - Tracy Sharon Smith, a 17 year-old mother of 5 said "It
Was such a shock, my little Chardonnay-Mercedes came running into my
bedroom crying. My youngest two, Kevin and Jason,slept through it all."

Apparently looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and carried
On as normal.

The Australian Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of
Bacardi-Breezers to the area to help the stricken locals.

Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found
Large quantities of personal belongings, including Health Care
Cards,Jewellery from Kmart and Bone China from Big W.

HOW CAN YOU HELP?

This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those
unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster.

Clothing is most sought after - items most needed include:
baseball caps, tracksuits, singlets (blue & white) white sport socks,
reebok boots Any other items usually sold in Go -Lo or The Reject Shop.

Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same.

Required foodstuffs urgently needed include:

Microwave meals, Baked beans, Ice cream, Chips, Fizzy drinks.

Donations:

$15.00 will be taken out of all donations to buy a packet of winny blue
25s and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected.

**Breaking news**

Campbelltown Uniting Church has cancelled their local "Nativity Display"
due to their inability to find three wise men or a virgin.

I think all the "Politically correct" people are ignoring this

Funny as....

Awesome!

too funny

Very good
I hope it's a piss take, cause knowing campbelltown it might be true, it's seems to make sense

Good one, i like the 'farrkkinell', i say that all the time

Flood Appeal

A major flood hit the Campbelltown area on Sunday with its main
disaster point being Queen Street, Campbelltown.

Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering "Faaackinell".

The flood decimated the area causing approximately $30 worth of damage.

Several priceless collections of mementos from the Minto Riots were
damaged beyond repair. .

p.s. There's no T in Minno.