Politically Correct Christmas Wishes

To All My Labor Friends: Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the summer solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2011, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Australia great. Not to imply that Australia is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only country in the World. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

To All My Conservative Coalition Friends:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Fark that......Wheres the window stickers Frank?

What does "politically correct" mean
I'm not familiar with this term at all

What do you do if a terrorist with a hole in his head comes running at you?

Stop laughing ........and re-load

Seen the video of the KKK snowman with a noose?

Technically Australia is an island, so I take offence to the fact that you refer to it as a country!

Technically Australia is an island, so I take offence to the fact that you refer to it as a country!

I'm actually quiet offended by the whole idea of political correctness FFS

Technically Australia is an island, so I take offence to the fact that you refer to it as a country!

On behalf of Tasmania and our many other smaller islands I'm quite offended you did not mention them as part of this great nation!

Well, if they have a problem with that, they can use those webbed fingers to swim over here and do something about it.

Well, if they have a problem with that, they can use those webbed fingers to swim over here and do something about it.

MAHAHAHAHA

You forgot have a free range, organic and not tested on animals and drive safely in your prius happy holiday season

You forgot have a free range, organic and not tested on animals and drive safely in your prius happy holiday season

and they wonder why people go fruity !

I forgot to mention happy holiday season to the boat people too....ohh hang on, can i say that, do they recognise our december holiday??

I forgot to mention happy holiday season to the boat people too....ohh hang on, can i say that, do they recognise our december holiday??

They can't even recognise a cliff face for gods sake

I forgot to mention happy holiday season to the boat people too....ohh hang on, can i say that, do they recognise our december holiday??

They can't even recognise a cliff face for gods sake

O your bad..