Definition of marriage

First five years.....sex any where ..any time..
After 10 years...sex only in the bedroom...
After 15 years...sex only in the hallway..that's when you walk pass each other and say "fuck you"

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A man and his son go into the chemist and the son spots the condoms for sale in differant quantities and decides to ask his dad about them.
"Whats the single pack for dad?"
"thats for single men, so they can keep them in their wallets and use them whenever they need them."

"Whats the 6 pack for then dad?"
"Thats for the boys that have girlfriends, they normally have sex every day of the week but have one day where they have a rest."


"Whats the 12 pack for dad?"
Thats for married men son, one for January, one for February............"

Divorce - it's Latin for "removal of your genitals through your wallet" (Robin Williams)

You missed "Divorce sex....where the ex and solicitor screw you over in public"

Lol .... "Divorce - the surgical procedure where the ex and her lawyer remove your testicles through your wallet".