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SCHOOL - 1970 vs. 2010

Fri Aug 20, 2010 7:33 pm

Scenario: Dave and Rob get into a fistfight after school.

1957 - Crowd gathers. Rob wins. Dave and Rob shake hands and end up buddies.

2010 - Police called, arrests Dave and Rob, Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Dave started it. Both children go to anger management programs for 3 months. School board hold meeting to implement bullying prevention programs

Scenario: Rob won't be still in class, disrupts other students.

1957 - Rob sent to office and given 6 of the best by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

2010 - Rob given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. Rob's parents get fortnightly disability payments and School gets extra funding from state because Rob has a disability.

Scenario : Billy breaks a window in his neighbour’s car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

20010 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. Psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison.

Scenario : Dave gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

1957 - Dave gets glass of water from Principal to take aspirin with.

2010 - Police called, Dave expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.


Scenario : Rob takes apart leftover crackers from cracker night, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a bull ant nest.

1957 - Ants die.

2010- Police, Federal Police & Anti-terrorism Squad called. Rob charged with domestic terrorism, Feds investigate parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated. Rob's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

Scenario : Dave falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary . Mary hugs him to comfort him.

1957 - In a short time, Dave feels better and goes on playing.

2010 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in Prison. Dave undergoes 5 years of therapy.

Re: SCHOOL - 1970 vs. 2010

Fri Aug 20, 2010 9:07 pm

thats so true, it scary! im only a young tacker but even in the early to mid 90's everything was so much easier and more relaxed

Re: SCHOOL - 1970 vs. 2010

Fri Aug 20, 2010 11:13 pm

So which KSRC Dave is it who gets bashed up? And which Rob does the bashing? :lol:

Re: SCHOOL - 1970 vs. 2010

Sat Aug 21, 2010 1:56 am

:lol:

Re: SCHOOL - 1970 vs. 2010

Sat Aug 21, 2010 5:45 am

what a different world we live in today :cry: 6 of the best never hurt anybody, but not sure if it helped either :?
KIds are still doing the same things today as we did, and as our parents did before that. We handle the kids differently but the issues continue. What next mmmmmmmmm.....

I reckon two chances........ three strikes = sterilisation.......... four strikes = capital punishment
that will stop the rot.......

Re: SCHOOL - 1970 vs. 2010

Sat Aug 21, 2010 7:13 am

Hey I didn't start it :oops:

Re: SCHOOL - 1970 vs. 2010

Sat Aug 21, 2010 9:09 am

smithy5 wrote:what a different world we live in today :cry: 6 of the best never hurt anybody, but not sure if it helped either :?


I used to have a teacher at my Intermediate School (Back in NZ) who used to stick your head in a locker when he gave you the cane, that way if you jumped you hit your head as well! :lol: ahhh the good old days! :roll:

Re: SCHOOL - 1970 vs. 2010

Sat Aug 21, 2010 10:40 am

In form 3 (I think it was) we had an arts teacher that used to grab kids by the sideburns or what there was of them, he ended up getting decked by a student who consequently got expelled and in grade 5 I had a teacher Mr Dicky who taught guitar when I was in grade 4, so come grade 5, I get a guitar for my birthday and lo and behold, Mr Dicky got sacked for putting fat on his strap (makes it sting a bit more).

Those were the days :)

Re: SCHOOL - 1970 vs. 2010

Sat Aug 21, 2010 12:36 pm

Well i was a very bad lad,Hit the principal in the head with a tennis ball playing brandy(which was not permitted)Kicked a teacher right up the ass with RM williams boots as he was bending over(Sticking up for a mate).Attacked an annoying student with a cricket bat,Smashed another annoying dudes head into a locker door. Squirted the home economics teacher in the face with sewing machine oil,threw chairs at the maths teacher plus a few other lets just say infractions.I wonder what they would do to me now :shock: .I ended up working outside the principals office and had different lunch and recees times from the rest of the school but no suspension or expolsion.

Re: SCHOOL - 1970 vs. 2010

Sat Aug 21, 2010 8:53 pm

to true mate...........

Re: SCHOOL - 1970 vs. 2010

Tue Aug 24, 2010 9:09 am

Why is it 1970 Vs 2010 when the early date provided is 1957?

You trying to mess with my poor wittle head?

.. But soo soo true... I remember getting my mouth washed out with soap for being a norti norti catholic boi.... :D

Re: SCHOOL - 1970 vs. 2010

Tue Aug 24, 2010 1:28 pm

all of that is complete BS but it makes for a good joke

Re: SCHOOL - 1970 vs. 2010

Tue Aug 24, 2010 6:35 pm

my bad...changed the heading but my feeble old brain forgot to change the other dates...DUH... :oops:
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