that furkin dog!

A man and his dog were stuck on a deserted island. It had been a few months and the man was feeling a little frisky. He had noticed a goat around the island and decided to lure it back to his camp site and try and root it. He succeeded in bringing it back and that night he tried to root the goat, but the dog got up and bit him on the leg, and wouldnt let him go near the goat. A couple of nights had passed he tried it again, and again the dog bit him. A week had gone past and the man saw something floating out on the water... He raced out and pulled it back to shore. To his amazment it was a gorgous blonde with huge tits. "oh thank you sir i am forever in your debt" said the women "if there is anything i can do for u just let me know.. and i mean anything" . The man sat there for a while looking at this gorgous women. "well there is one thing u can do for me" he said. "can u take my fucking dog for a walk tonight"!

CLASSIC!!

CLASSIC!!