Women are easily pleased

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.


A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY



1. Show up naked

2. Bring alcohol

LMFAO!!! EXCELLENT MATE!!!

id like to make an amendment to the makes first one.

1. Show up naked on a kwaka

One word - Boobies!!

See now if we are so easy to please then why is it that you men can only get 50% of that list right hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Dizzi - up till now I've been enjoying Canada avatars......

Dizzi - up till now I've been enjoying Canada avatars

oh, oh, oh so it's ok for you guys to have sexy girl bodies but us ladies can't have sexy boy bodies hmmmmmmmm cheeky

Dizzi - up till now I've been enjoying Canada avatars

oh, oh, oh so it's ok for you guys to have sexy girl bodies but us ladies can't have sexy boy bodies hmmmmmmmm cheeky

Personally I don't have a sexy girl body......more like a beached whale body.......roflmao

Well after a few alcohols we don't turn a bit poof.........but the girls........

Personally I don't have a sexy girl body......

But if you did, you'd never get out of the house.

See now if we are so easy to please then why is it that you men can only get 50% of that list right hmmmmmmmmmmmm

50%!!!!!
Way to go Justin! I feel I must bow....

She must own a pub which is automatically passed onto you regardless of any other consideration.
She must know the meaning of the word no and when not to use it
She must be good looking without needing beer goggles and her mum must be a top sort as well because we all know that's what the future holds

to be further worthy she must
Have unlimited funds for you to spend on bikes, boats, beer, bourbon, and anything else you like and allow you to live the life you would like to be accustomed to

To those who hold some grip of reality yes the medication is GOOOOOOOOOD

I am off now to listen the Supertramp I am sure that I dReamer I hear playing in my head all the time when the other voices allow

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She must own a pub which is automatically passed onto you regardless of any other consideration.
She must know the meaning of the word no and when not to use it
She must be good looking without needing beer goggles and her mum must be a top sort as well because we all know that's what the future holds

to be further worthy she must
Have unlimited funds for you to spend on bikes, boats, beer, bourbon, and anything else you like and allow you to live the life you would like to be accustomed to

To those who hold some grip of reality yes the medication is GOOOOOOOOOD

Now see if we had all that what the hell would we need men for

To fix your bikes and look good cleaning the pool

See now if we are so easy to please then why is it that you men can only get 50% of that list right hmmmmmmmmmmmm

50%!!!!!
Way to go Justin! I feel I must bow....

Thanks Ty
I stick to this simple guide and you can't go wrong

Men should memorize it!

This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, you sure look good in brown!
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.