Cock Fights

The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster

and ten hens



he kept in the hen house behind the church.



One Sunday morning, before mass,

he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing.




He knew about cock fights in the village,

so he questioned his parishioners in church.

During mass, he asked the congregation,



'Has anybody got a cock?'





All the men stood up.



'No, no,'

he said,

'that wasn't what I meant.

Has anybody seen a cock?'




All the women stood up.







'No, no,'

he said,

'that wasn't what I meant.

Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?'




Half the women stood up.



'No, no,'

he said,

'that wasn't what I meant.



Has anybody seen

MY
cock?'


Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.

The priest fainted.



AMEN

Saw the heading and immediately thought...well you know...I am male...

Then thought , don't be dopey it won't be like that...

Just goes to show that you should go with your gut/first instinct...