A poem by Paul Macartney (back when they loved each other)

LOVE GONE WRONG


WE LAY UPON A GRASSY BANK

MY HANDS WERE ALL A QUIVER



I SLOWLY UNDID HER SUSPENDER BELT

AND HER LEG FELL INTO THE RIVER

thats so wrong... but she deserves it

So worng, but yet, so right too

Got these in an email the other day -

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After his break up with Heather, Paul McCartney was asked if he would ever consider going down on one knee again.

Paul said he would prefer it if we called her Heather.
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It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife are

facing divorce, and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes about her

false leg. Personally, I think it's prosthetic.
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Mrs Mills-McCartney is said to be distraught over

the split. "He has been my crutch for so long!" She said in an earlier

briefing, "I have no idea why this has happened, I'm really stumped."

"She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she will

need all the support she can get. It's not like its easy to walk out on a

relationship like this."

like the last one the best

I'm going out on a limb here, but are those posting in this topic legless

just trying to get a leg up mate..

Seems a bit footlose to me

doh! guess i put my foot in it again..