The Bull

A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the
breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,

'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'

The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, 'He mated 50 times
last year.'

They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,

''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'

The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, 'That's more than twice a
week! You could learn a lot from him.'

They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,

'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'

The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said,'That's
once a day.You could REALLY learn something from this one

The husband looked at her and said,

'Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow.'

I'm surprised that you haven't heard that one before Dave. It's older than the wheel...

I'm surprised that you haven't heard that one before Dave. It's older than the wheel...

wow... so almost as old as you?

I'm surprised that you haven't heard that one before Dave. It's older than the wheel...

wow... so almost as old as you?

Of course. You don't think I became this wise overnight did you? Sheesh...

I'm surprised that you haven't heard that one before Dave. It's older than the wheel...

wow... so almost as old as you?

Of course. You don't think I became this wise overnight did you? Sheesh...

"wise" you say...

funny