Why men are happier
Tue Jan 22, 2008 2:13 pm
WHY MEN ARE HAPPIER:
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental $100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original colour.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes & one colour for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental $100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original colour.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes & one colour for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it
Re: Why men are happier
Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:47 pm
Must be part male! 
1. The garage houses MY bike!
2.Chocolate is often main course.
3. Wedding dress???? Thought bike leathers at PI were on the agenda!
4.My bike boots are the most comfortable shoes I own.
5.Phone yapping makes me queasy...
6.My beloved says taht I could buy dental floss instead of underwear ($3 a roll!)
7.My face only changes colour after a long hot ride.
8.'TOYS' are for everyone!
The others I MIGHT go along with.
1. The garage houses MY bike!
2.Chocolate is often main course.
3. Wedding dress???? Thought bike leathers at PI were on the agenda!
4.My bike boots are the most comfortable shoes I own.
5.Phone yapping makes me queasy...
6.My beloved says taht I could buy dental floss instead of underwear ($3 a roll!)
7.My face only changes colour after a long hot ride.
8.'TOYS' are for everyone!
The others I MIGHT go along with.
Re: Why men are happier
Sun Jan 27, 2008 8:49 pm
Black Magic wrote:Must be part male!
Does that mean Jonno is part Gay??
Re: Why men are happier
Mon Jan 28, 2008 7:00 am
Punisher wrote:Black Magic wrote:Must be part male!
Does that mean Jonno is part Gay??
Ok- I can see that I am going to get one of those 'Do you HAVE to post stuff like that?' talks again.
Last edited by Black Magic on Mon Jan 28, 2008 8:11 pm, edited 1 time in total.