12 things not to say if a cop pulls ya over....

i pinched this off another site..normally i wouldnt, but i loved it..especially number 3 !!


12. Hey, wasn't your daughter a porn queen?

11. I'm surprised you stopped me, Donut King has a 3 for 1 special!

10. If I bend over, will I still get a ticket?

9. No, offi, offic, lucifer . . . I'm not as think you are drunk I am. I swear to dog.

8. No, I don't know how fast I was going. The little needle stops at 240 kph.

7. Back off, Barney, I've got a piece.

6. Want to race to the station, Sparky?

5. I know I was weaving, but I was trying to hit all the little green men!

4. On the way to the station let's get a six pack.

3. You'll never get those cuffs on me. . . You Homo!

2. Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes!

1. No, YOU assume the position.

Very good Neka!

Yeah and I'm sure he speaks from experience for nost of thise response, ahh Neka

But the number one most important thing not to say when a cop asks for your name is:

NEKA

that will surly get your arse thrown in goal with a big dude named Bubba as your cell mate.

Very good

DONT TELLTHEM YOUR GOING TO PUT IN AN OFFICIAL COMPLAINT ABOUT THE OFFICER (WHO HAS JUST ARRESTED YOU) FOR SPEEDING THROUGH SEVERAL ZONES OVER THE DESIGNATED LIMIT ..........THEY'RE NOT TO IMPRESSED WITH THAT EITHER....