The Aussie Engineer
Tue May 22, 2007 9:07 pm
gotta love oz ingenuity.......
Three blokes - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and an Aussie
engineer are all working together one day and they come across a
lantern anda Genie pops out of it.
I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total" says
the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want
the land to be forever fertile in Canada." POOOOFF! With the blink of
the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.
Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, I want a wall around
Afghanistan, Israel, Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels,
Americans or Australians can come into our precious state." POOOOFF!
Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.
The Aussie engineer says, I'm very curious. Please tell me more about
this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, its about 5000 feet h igh, 500 feet thick
and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; its
virtually impenetrable."
The Aussie engineer sits down, cracks a beer, smiles and says, "Fill it
with water."
Well, you would if you had the chance eh ??
Three blokes - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and an Aussie
engineer are all working together one day and they come across a
lantern anda Genie pops out of it.
I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total" says
the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want
the land to be forever fertile in Canada." POOOOFF! With the blink of
the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.
Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, I want a wall around
Afghanistan, Israel, Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels,
Americans or Australians can come into our precious state." POOOOFF!
Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.
The Aussie engineer says, I'm very curious. Please tell me more about
this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, its about 5000 feet h igh, 500 feet thick
and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; its
virtually impenetrable."
The Aussie engineer sits down, cracks a beer, smiles and says, "Fill it
with water."
Well, you would if you had the chance eh ??
Tue May 22, 2007 10:26 pm
hahaha yea its a goodie...
Mon May 28, 2007 11:22 pm
Nice. Trust the others to be selfish.